trelan:

mcartistic:

I’m not even sorry.

We’re done here. You win.

“Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. […] The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.”

thranduil-kingofsass:

ugh thorin’s gonna have to bathe in hand sanitizer again now

(Source: thefoodispeople)

kingthorin:

(Source: madsmikkelsex)

Every time that second Thranduil scene is on my mind all I think of is

mellonnin:

HELLO LADIES.

LOOK AT YOUR DWARF, NOW BACK TO ME.

NOW BACK AT YOUR DWARF, NOW BACK TO ME.

SADLY, HE ISN’T ME. BUT HE STOPPED DOING LAME FOREST PICNICS AND SWITCHED TO PARTYING HE COULD ACT LIKE HE’S ME.

LOOK DOWN, BACK UP, WHERE ARE YOU?

YOU’RE IN GREENWOOD WITH THE ELF YOUR DWARF COULD NEVER BE LIKE.

WHAT’S IN YOUR HAND, BACK AT ME.

I HAVE IT, IT’S A KEY TO THAT MOUNTAIN YOU LIKE.

LOOK AGAIN, THE KEY IS NOW AN ARKENSTONE.

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOU’RE AN ELVEN PARTY KING AND NOT A DWARF.

I’M ON A MOOSE. (or an elk.)

meloramylin:

nightlocke-d:

I love how Thranduil just watches everyone from the top with his hip crown and majestic moose. He has such a “You peasants” attitude.

I just like the fact that he brings a whole bunch of elves to look over the dwarves and then is like “nah nvm.” JUST LEAVES GKSJD